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<b>1x16 - Beetle Mania</b>

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<i>New York city!
We've been invaded by another insect!</i>

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<i>This one calls himself the Beetle!</i>

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<i>But rest assured, the Bugle is already
hard at work to expose this new threat!</i>

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<i>We've already secured this exclusive
video of this bug-eyed mercenary in action.</i>

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<i>Notice the collateral damage being
inflicted and the technology involved!</i>

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Hey, how's it going?

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All right, first off,
spiders are not insects.

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And second off ...
the Trapster's back

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and looking to even the score
for the last time I put him away.

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Get ready for lame glue jokes.

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Well, well, well.
Bug boy brought some buddies.

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No problem.
 Since our last tango, I juiced up

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my glue tech to make sure
this time you really stick around.

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Ugh. See?
 [laughing]

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Don't run away. 
You should stick together.

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Ugh... Tell me about it.

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Whoa!

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Hiyah!

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[both] Ha!

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Enough duck and cover.
Initiate operation glue stick.

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- This guy needs some new material.
- You're up, webhead.

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- I got it sparky. 
- Less talk, more action.

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You know, this is how mother
cats carry their young.

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How would you know?

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You won't be needing this.

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Hey!

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Wait! No!

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Ugh!

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<i>[Fury] Impressive
work with the Trapster.</i>

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You're really coming together as a team.

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And that's why I'm giving you
your first sanctioned S.H.I.E.L.D. op.

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[cheering]

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Now you're talking, Nicky baby.

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The Beetle. Our intel on
him is practically nil.

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And he wants to keep it that way.

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One thing's for sure. He's not
going to appreciate being put

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under the Bugle's microscope.

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He'll do whatever it takes
to put a stop to it, so...

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<i>And once I'm done exposing the Beetle,</i>

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<i>that wall-crawling
menace Spider-Man is next.</i>

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Aw, come on.

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At least Jameson's picking
on someone other than

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your friendly neighborhood me.

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<i>My journalistic instincts
tell me they're probably in cahoots.</i>

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I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.

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Your first mission is to
protect J. Jonah Jameson.

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Whoa, what?

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[sighs] No, really...
What's the assignment?

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<i> sync and correction by f1nc0
~ addic7ed.com ~    </i>

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The Beetle wants to shut Jameson up.
And he'll end him to do it.  

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<i>Once again the Bugle will shine
a light where others fear to look.</i>

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<i>Our upcoming expose on
the mysterious Beetle,</i>

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<i>promises to reveal exactly the
kind of crimes he's been committing.</i>

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[Fury] He has no idea.

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The Beetle's stolen weapons.
Put our most wanted back on the streets.

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He's never been beaten,
and he won't stand for being outed.

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Big deal. Jameson can'
take care of himself?

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He certainly thinks so.

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<i>There have been threats
on my life over this story.</i>

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<i>But I won't be strong armed.</i>

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<i>You want me Beetle, 
you know where to find me.</i>

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<i>J. Jonah Jameson will not hide.
Nor will he seek protection.</i>

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You know, I think I like it
better when he's yelling about

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squashing our resident webhead.

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Okay, let's go then. 
He said he doesn't need us.

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Well, I don't know about that.
But I want a crack at the Beetle.

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We all do. Any one of us
could take down this loser.

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Really? Any one of you?

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I'd dive bomb this bug and,
in one righteous Nova blast,

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I'd send him crawling
back to the stone age.

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Just give me a clear
shot with my razor claws,

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and I promise you he'll fall to pieces!

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Let him do his worst. He'll
find himself on the business end

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of an indestructible knuckle sandwich

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that'll knock that
creep into another state.

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One encounter with my fist of
iron and this Beetle is retired.

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- Maybe you could.  
- Are you kidding?

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We get a hold of him it'll be all over.

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I mean it's our first official mission,

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- and you want to quit?
- To quit is to fail.

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- To fail is to... 
- I was kidding fortune cookie.

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Well, sort of.
I mean, I don't think these guys get it.

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I've got to protect the one guy
who hates me more than anything.

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Well, at least it can't get any worse.

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[cell phone rings]

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Is your phone on?

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Sort of. 
Someone's calling Peter Parker.

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Dude, next time put it on vibrate.

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This is a stake out. It's MJ.

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- Hello?
- Peter.

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Guess which famous multi-media
building I'm walking up to right now.

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- Don't tell me... 
- [MJ] The Daily Bugle.

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<i>I finally got an interview
for that internship.</i>

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With J. Jonah Jameson himself.

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<i>- I can't believe it.
- Uh, me neither.</i>

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- Hey, congrats, MJ.
- [MJ] Bye, Peter.

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Okay, bye.

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She's got a job interview with
Jameson. Today of all days.

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- Tell her to change it.
- Ask her to change it.

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Yeah, use that Parker charm.

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You guys don't know MJ.
When she sets her mind to something.

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Actually, Mrs. Parker,
I've already eaten

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my daily allowance of
provitamin A and vitamin C,

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as well as my calcium and
potassium requirements.

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So I can pass on the broccoli.

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Ugh!

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Girls play with dolls not basketballs.

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<i>Mr. Galactus! 
Planets are empty calories.</i>

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You want to eat Earth? 
Talk about high cholesterol ... 

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the butter and fat content of France alone
is enough to give you a cosmic coronary.

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Okay, that one's not real.
But it could happen.

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We need a plan to keep
her away from Jameson.

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I don't want her
caught in the crossfire.

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How about this.

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[both] Huh?

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Peter, where'd you come from?

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Well, you know I was in the
neighborhood when you called,

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and I thought maybe we'd go for,
I don't know, a slice of pizza.

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Okay, one, 
you never have any money.

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Two, I already had lunch, and
three, my meeting's in 10 minutes.

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Did I mention you never have money?

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Yeah. Hey, when was the last time you
took that Baxter Building tour? It's free.

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- Peter!
- I know.

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But you know what's going on
with Jameson and the Beetle.

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This could be dangerous.

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Maybe so, but what kind of reporter
would I be if I let that stop me?

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Mr. Jameson's not afraid. 
Why should I be?

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Besides, this is the first
step toward realizing my dream.

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Today, I'm a Bugle intern.
Tomorrow, I'm running the whole thing.

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Oh, man.

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<i>Fellow New Yorkers! This so-called hero,
Spider-Man, is a blight on this city.</i>

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<i>He's a menace and a criminal,
and must be stopped at all costs!</i>

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<i>He also is not nearly as funny
or cute as he thinks he is!</i>

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At least she didn't have the moustache.

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Okay, look, if you're going to
do this, I'm coming with you.

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[sighs] Fine.

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Miss, I'm afraid we
cannot let you inside.

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Indeed. That is something
we are not permitted to do.

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Excuse me? I have an
appointment inside that building.

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One that could affect the
entire shape of my future.

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And here you guys are,
two costumed vigilantes,

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taking the law into their own hands,

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and barring a citizen lawful
entry into a public building?

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Should make for a great expose.

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Now which one of you
wants to go on the record?

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[both] Uh...

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[door opens]

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- She's a real firecracker.
- Definitely a fire sign of some kind.

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[sniffs] Dude, did you just?

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[both groan]

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The nerve of those two
chuckleheads, right?

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And talk about incompetent.

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Peter, they're just
trying to protect people.

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It's commendable. But I am
not missing this interview.

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[elevator dings]

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Huh?

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- Sorry, but this elevator's off limits.
- Nova, what are you doing in there?

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Obviously he's the elevator repair guy.

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I really do appreciate
you looking out for me.

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You know, now that you mention it,
this whole building feels unsafe.

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Could you maybe escort me out?

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You betcha.
Huh?

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- Thanks.
- Well, you're not welcome.

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Good luck, Parker. 
She's unstoppable.

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Ugh!

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This is so exciting. Me and
J. Jonah Jameson, face to face.

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That can't be good.

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[both] Ah!

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[MJ screams]

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Uh oh.
 I wonder what happened.  

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Whew! Wrong button.

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Hope this is worth it.
And I get a shot at the Beetle.

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There he is.

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Finally. Let's see how
good you really are.

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Hiyah!

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Where'd he go?

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<i>[MJ] I can't believe how hard
it's been to get to this interview.</i>

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It's as if someone wanted me to miss it.

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I guess we should call it a day.

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- We take the stairs.
- It's another 30 flights.

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Why do I think I'd have a better chance

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of getting Wolverine
into anger management.

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It's about controlling your rage.

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Acknowledging it, but rising above it.

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Whatever. 
I got anger issues all right.

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With this guy.

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[both growl]

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<i>Hey, hey claws, claws.</i>

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Spider to Tiger.

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You stopped the box, but she's
hoofing it the rest of the way.

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Tiger, Tiger.

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- Oh, man. 
- Come on, Peter.

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No one gets how important
this moment is to me.

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Well don't you find it weird
that he hates Spider-Man so much?

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I know you're a Spidey fan,

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so why would you want to
work for someone like that?

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Because sometimes, you can only change
things when you're on the inside.

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Besides, I could look back on
this for the rest of my life

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and say that was the day I
took the first steps toward

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achieving my lifelong dream!

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Don't look at me like that.
It's for her own good.

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Come on, Peter, 20 floors to go.
Stairs are a great cardio workout.

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Uh.

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- Ah! 
- This is it.

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This is the hub of the greatest
news organization running.

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I've got chills.
How about you, Peter?

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I've got something.

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Anybody read me?
We're right outside his office.

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Time for teamwork, guys.
Don't tell me.

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[all laughing]

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No way.
Got to be the other thing.

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[snoring]

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Aw, nuts.

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Hi, I'm here for my interview.

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Really? Well, I think
they just called you.

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Interview time. 
Good luck.

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Peter, what are you doing?

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- Peter!
- Who let you in here?

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- Do I know you?
- Well, not exactly, sir.

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We've never formally met.
My name is Mary Jane Watson.

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And I'm here to interview
for the internship.

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Well, in that case,
what are you waiting for?

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Okay, he's a master mercenary.
He's obviously cased the building.

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Where would the attack come from?

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I've got some S.H.I.E.L.D. training.
I could figure this out.

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I see three possible points of entry.

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The windows. 
Aerial assault.

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I'll come from above, and
get behind him and pow.

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The ceiling, through the air ducts.

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I'll seal them with
webbing and if he escapes,

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It's the old Spidey 
slingshot knockout.

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The floor. 
Blast his way in.

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Webbing to the face.

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When he's blinded, use a
flip kick with leg sweep.

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All right then. I've
thought of everything.

237
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,388
[elevator dings]

238
00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:39,223
Except the elevator.

239
00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:42,393
[elevator dings]

240
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,996
[buzzing] 
Ah!

241
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:51,402
You know it's been
suggested we're in cahoots.

242
00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:53,304
Any chance you think so too?

243
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,075
[screams]

244
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,177
Ha!

245
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,246
Yah!

246
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:10,321
Now that was a nice shot.
Can we see that again?

247
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,030
I could do this all day.

248
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,098
But I need to get back
to running for my life.

249
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:24,935
This job isn't easy.

250
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:29,006
I expect 150% from my employees,
and I do not tolerate whiners.

251
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,042
Neither do I, Mr. Jameson.

252
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:35,279
And you may expect 150% but
you'll be getting a 1000% from me.

253
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,081
Yah!

254
00:13:39,117 --> 00:13:42,086
Hey, I wasn't even aiming for you, okay?

255
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,221
[grunts]

256
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:48,359
I'm the man.
I wonder what Nick will say.

257
00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:51,228
<i>You are the most amazing
hero I have ever seen.</i>

258
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:55,099
<i>Truly the ultimate.
And way better than Nova.</i>

259
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:58,002
Here's a brand new spider buggy.

260
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:04,041
[cheering]

261
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,211
<i>Yeah, a new spider buggy! 
Woo-hoo!</i>

262
00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:09,313
Wait, do I even want a spider buggy?

263
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:11,215
Ha!

264
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:18,923
Hey, cleanliness is next to... 
oh, never mind.

265
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:21,092
- Huh? 
- What is that racket?

266
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:25,362
I'll go check.
Peter, is everything okay out there?

267
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,999
Everything's great.
I just dropped something.

268
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,034
Trying to find a broom.

269
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:34,238
Everything is fine, sir.
Now I have some ideas for editorials.

270
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:39,043
For a guy who doesn't talk,
you sure make a lot of racket.

271
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,213
Ah!

272
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,925
They asked not to be disturbed.

273
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,393
Ha!

274
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,299
Aw, nuts!

275
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,237
[screams]

276
00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:10,107
Hey, don't you know avything?
Spiders don't fly.

277
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,879
Whoa!

278
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,247
And right back where I started.

279
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,219
I got to lose this loser.

280
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,226
The old counter clockwise.
This is gonna hurt.

281
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,896
Oh!

282
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,038
No!

283
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:51,824
Party's over, Beetle. Ah!  

284
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,025
[elevator dings]

285
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:01,033
[groaning]

286
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:09,842
[fighting sounds]

287
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,614
Let go of me!

288
00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:17,015
[both] Oof!

289
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,852
Four against one?

290
00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:23,622
- Make that five, Nova.
- Might not be a fair fight.

291
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,592
But I owe this guy a
big time smack down.

292
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:27,759
You and me both.

293
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,831
Five's not enough.

294
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:34,916
[loud explosion]

295
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,703
 [Jameson] I can't concentrate
with that noise. What's going on?

296
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:40,072
Um, the cleaning crew? 
[laughs]

297
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,995
He's kicking our butts. 
We need a plan.

298
00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:07,633
<i>You should stick together.</i>

299
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,868
Who knew that paste of
space would save the day?

300
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,770
Not me.

301
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:14,806
[Spider-Man] Guys, and girl. 
Sorry, White Tiger.

302
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:16,842
Initiate operation glue stick.

303
00:17:17,877 --> 00:17:19,945
[groans]

304
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:31,823
Heat seeking missile,
and I'm definitely hot.

305
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,899
Oh, come on.

306
00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:46,705
Huh, didn't know he could do that.

307
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,643
Bad Beetle, bad. 
Come on, Power Man.

308
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,645
Operation glue stick, remember?

309
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680
[groans]

310
00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:57,983
Oof!

311
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:02,688
[screams]

312
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:03,789
Aw, come on!

313
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:08,760
Ah!

314
00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:13,832
[yells] 
Spider-Man.

315
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:19,705
- Got it, Nova. Power man.
- Finally, got it.

316
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:27,746
Thanks, mama cat.

317
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,815
Oooh, comedy callback.
You're getting good.

318
00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:33,051
Hey, this yours?

319
00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:38,724
Hi-yeah.

320
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:39,791
This is how we do it.

321
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:47,599
Ooh!

322
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,768
Works every time.

323
00:18:49,802 --> 00:18:52,604
Mission accomplished.
How awesome are we?

324
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,776
This is not going to be awesome.

325
00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,645
[all] Ah!

326
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:09,554
[MJ screams]

327
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,625
<i>What's going on out there?</i>

328
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:20,799
No!

329
00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:28,607
Beetle! 
Get out of my office.

330
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,809
<i>Missed. I never miss.</i>

331
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,778
You talk way too much.

332
00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:37,849
<i>What are you doing here
you webheaded menace?</i>

333
00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:40,686
<i>I should have known you'd
be involved in this somehow.</i>

334
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,754
So this is how you stand
up to being threatened?

335
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,956
You're not even in the building?
Lame.

336
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:48,694
<i>You listen to me, webslinger.
I've caught you red-handed.</i>

337
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,629
<i>I've always said you were
a menace to this city.</i>

338
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:52,998
<i>And this is the absolute
proof I've been waiting... </i>

339
00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,966
[monitor shorts out]

340
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,668
Huh?

341
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:59,805
How about that?
Someone pulled the plug.

342
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:02,641
Thanks for saving my life.

343
00:20:02,675 --> 00:20:04,943
- Anytime. 
- [White Tiger] Ahem.

344
00:20:04,977 --> 00:20:08,080
- We're still on the clock. 
- [laughs] Ah, yeah.

345
00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:10,949
We're on a mission.
Big time mission stuff.

346
00:20:10,983 --> 00:20:13,919
[Nova] Come on, webhead.

347
00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:19,758
[coughing]

348
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,061
Peter?
Peter, where are you?

349
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,830
[coughing] Peter.

350
00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:27,799
Are you okay?
How'd the interview go?

351
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:28,834
How do you think?

352
00:20:33,873 --> 00:20:37,676
Sorry about the Bugle job, MJ.
I know it meant a lot to you.

353
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:39,644
It's all right.
 I already re-applied

354
00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:42,114
for the summer internship.
I'll get in eventually.

355
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:44,983
What? 
You still wanna work there?

356
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:46,818
Now more than ever.

357
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:49,888
Obviously it's an organization that
needs some top-down reorganizing.

358
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,089
I'll start at the bottom,

359
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,825
and work my way all the
way up to editor-and-chief.

360
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:56,061
<i>The Beetle has been
apprehended and taken to jail.</i>

361
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:58,830
<i>But Spider-Man is still at large.</i>

362
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,966
Man, I really wish he would shut up.

363
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,902
<i>I don't know how he was involved
in the attempt on my life.</i>

364
00:21:03,936 --> 00:21:06,071
<i>But I won't rest until... </i>

365
00:21:06,105 --> 00:21:07,672
Whoa, where'd he go?

366
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:13,612
That's nice.
A little piece and quiet for a change.

367
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,081
I had a feeling you kids would
exceed your mission parameters.

368
00:21:16,115 --> 00:21:19,785
A little too much collateral
damage for my tastes.

369
00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,654
But all things considered, you did okay.

370
00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:24,089
[all] Yeah!

371
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:29,828
I can't believe it.
Three whole minutes of JJJ shutting up.

372
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:33,765
Whoa! Maybe I should have wished
for something a lot cooler.

373
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,100
Like a spider buggy.

374
00:21:35,134 --> 00:21:37,069
[horn honks]

375
00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:42,375
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